Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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