I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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