just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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