Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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