Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
