Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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