hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
