Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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