eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Then you guys just all showered together...?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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