She said her name was "party"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
