I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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