The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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