fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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