Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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