We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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