there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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