good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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