is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
my liver is dry heaving
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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