dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
