Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
