he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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