I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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