They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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