dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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