you'd think the roast beef vag would be *appetizing*, but sure enuff... that shit's gross. ladies, you gotta realize sometimes a dude's thinking to himself "hey, let's really get her going" until he gets sight (or a whiff) of the thing. then he has to try and play it cool and get the hell out of dodge ASAP. been there. not our fault.
5:49 a month ago I would have said "shut up virgin" but a week ago I hooked up with a girl who had a kid, her vag was the scariest thing i'd ever seen, it looked like she gave birth to the hulk and he barreled out of there.
good night because he probably got some, bad night because she didn't get hers. they all look a little different so sometimes it's not as easy as you girls think...plus it might have been kind of a turn off to him (like roast beef or something). help him out next time, give pointers and directions
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