Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm passing your future prison.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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