Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
