We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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