do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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