We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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