There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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