Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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