i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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