i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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