im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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