He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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