Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
how does that bad decision feel?
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