ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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