Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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