we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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