we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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