remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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