just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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