Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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