ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
