Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
