guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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