Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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