I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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