From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Your penis caused this!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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