What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
